Want to Go Out, But Low on Cash?

Here's a possible solution for you, it's called the Beerbelly. Maybe your friends will say, "Hey, somebody's been eating well" and you can just ignore it because you know you've just saved $10 a drink! Getting fat has never saved you so much money. 

Made up of an insulated neoprene sling and a polyurethane bladder connected to a drinking tube, the Beerbelly holds over a half gallon of amber nectar and it will stay cold for hours with the optional freezer pack. Amazing, right? Okay, so you'll look a little chubby when wearing it, but who gives a damn when you can stealth swig your favorite brew wherever you may roam. 

Now, if you're hiking, you might want to consider water but whatever you choose, I'm not gonna judge! Here's how you order it from Firebox.

Happy stealthing!