The Return of Paula Abdul

This is Paula Abdul's new song, Dance Like There's No Tomorrow. This is Paula Abdul "performing" it for the Super Bowl Pre-Show. I wish I could show you me throwing up like there's no tomorrow - cause COME ON, can't any dancer in the country do this performance? She doesn't even sing! I always want to yell to everyone on stage, "Don't any of you feel ridiculous right now, pretending to be making music on stage this very second?" And yes, I've thought that with Brit Brit, Janet, Hilary Duff, etc. It's not like people think you're going to open your mouth and this big 5-octave range is going to show up. We do not care, if I wanted someone to just stand there and sing their shitty-assed songs, I would go to a Celine concert. (sorry Celine, I love you still) If you cannot sing your song, stop the fuck dancin' because what you're doing right now is what thousands of dancers can do. Hell, I could lip-synch the hell out of a song and add some dance steps, I do it every morning in the bathroom. Shazaam! Don't even get me started on the song itself.