MY COMMENTARY ON PALIN'S SPEECH - SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA LAUGH...

Here's my commentary via text messaging with a friend during Sarah Palin's speech. I tried to be funny to avoid being so pissed at the tone of her speech, but at the end I just got mad and diappointed and then shut it off:

Friend: You watching Palin?
Me: Uh, no. I hear she's a bitch in this speech. OK, now I am.

Friend: Good to watch the enemy.
Me: She is a hag among a bunch of rich, smug people. Oh wow, Track (or whatever his name is) needs to use some eye cream stat! Isn't he 19? 

Friend: McCain's wife is holding her baby.
Me: Baby daddy spotted! Where's Algebra? (Trig joke)

Friend: She named her kids after horses and brooms. 
Me: LOL. Cindy is dressed like a Christmas tree in Stepford. Sarah is going to prom right after this. Hey, I wonder what % of registered republicans vote versus registered dems? Oh, here we go: Country first, um, yeah. This country is in the shitter right now. 

Friend: Yeah, she's small town America. Just like every one of you folks on welfare. 
Me: Karen Walker wants her hairpiece back. 

Friend: Yeah, beige on black, good look for TV. Whoops, who let the hippie in? (As she's being led away) 
Me: McCain's Mom thinks she's in Disneyland right now. I don't mind her (Palin) as much as I detest the smugness of the Republican party as a whole. Their smug asses. Oh, luxury jet on Ebay, the Republicans are laughing nervously now! 

Me: Power of veto is a term from Big Brother. Half of the laughter is very nervous laughter from the old school. Oh wait, promoting change is what McCain's about even though he supported Bush over 90% of the time!