Pop-Trash PickUp

1. Amy Winehouse went to rehab, yes, yes, yes.  Good for her, and hopefully they have a stylist when she gets there. Why can't crackheads dress?
2. Should Britney be left alone by the media? CNN has a poll and I think CA should create some sort of stalking law. If she wasn't crazy before, I can see how she would be on a non-stop flight to CrazyTown with all of the coverage she gets. But then again, maybe she could live without that Frapp for one day eh?
3. Heath Ledger: sad, sad, sad. Words can't express, no matter how many "demons" he was allegedly dealing with - and screw you John Gibson at Fox News!  Devil bastards!
4. Is Angelina pregnant? Well, if what they're saying is true, it's twins. That'll make 6 kids, is that fair to the kids? Many families are large and they turn out really well, like, um, the Jacksons! 
5. Is everyone pregnant in Holly-weird? Christina, Nicole Richie, Jamie Lynn, Nicole Kidman, Halle, Jessica Alba, Angelina, Amy Winehouse (with an 8-ball), Richard Simmons, everyone! Someone must have put some swimmers in the Botox supply - holla!

That's all for now. I want my $600, thanks GWB! (still think you suck though)